[benepla]

incredibles 1

incredibles 2

frozone 

incredibles the third

elastagirl origins

frozone 2

incredible again (4th of main series)

EDNA

the violet chronicles (six part miniseries that aubrey plaza wins emmys for)

elastagirl origins 2: the incredibles (it picks up where the last elastagirl movie leaves off which was at the beginnning of the incredibles so its just the incredibles again)

syndrome

incredibles 5: this time there;s lore

EDNA 2

frozone 3

the dash chronicles (planned for eight movies, first one tanks so hard they delete him from the canon)

EDNA 3

bike boy (about the kid on the bike with the gun)

the incredibles 6: syndrome’s revenge

EDNA 4

EDNA 5 (public demand high for edna mode movies)

EDNA 6

frozone 4: frozen (it’s frozen but all the characters are frozone)

EDNA 7

the incredibles (reboot)

short guy voiced by wallace shaw who was mr. incredible’s boss in the first movie, the movie

EDNA 8

EDNA 9

EDNA 10

All movies then replaed by Edna Mode movies 

[hardingkerriganrpf]

Hey Bec I just want you to know that the concept of Dashiell Robert Parr being deleted entirely from the Incredibles canon was so funny to me that I had a ten-minute meltdown on my girlfriend’s living room floor and then started crying because my gut hurt so bad from laughing that I thought I was gonna throw up. Thanks

[benepla]

Happy 2 assist :-)

[persverso]

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

[abstractandedgyname]

human: 

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

[im-just-a-reaction]

How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?

[armedandgayngerous]

Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.

[unlimited-shitpost-works]

it works like this

Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.

[triss19]

A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE 

[fedkaczynski]

We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!

COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!

[beans345]

I love how mankind’s solution to ftl is just to bend to rules of reality a little.

Universe: ok human, with the physical laws as they are you can’t go faster than the speed of light.

Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!

[ciswhitethin]

That’s literally how the ship in Futurama works lol the professor says the ship doesn’t move at all, it moves all of space around it. Can’t believe Futurama was right

[starfleetrambo]

fun fact: there’s a real life math theorem (futurama theorem) created by one of the writers for the sole purpose of solving a plot in an episode

[thebootydiaries]

*it starts raining*

me: yes

*lighting appears*

me: yES

*thunders explode*

me: YES

*raining intensifies*

me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[mhalachai]

Pros: you can grow a new ankle

Cons: It isn’t your ankle

[intergalacticsociety]

But they aren’t documented so they wouldn’t be pa…..nvm

[stayingwoke]

This is a huge misconception for regular Americans. When the government uses the phrase “undocumented” they’re using it incorrectly because if they were truly undocumented then they would’ve be in system. However these immigrants are in the system and they pay taxes, file tax returns and get no benefits that citizens and legal residents get. They also get to see ICE showing up at their doors because the government has their addresses. Fun fact. “Undocumented” workers pays $12 billion dollars every year in taxes. https://www.google.com/amp/www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2016/10/06/how-much-tax-do-americas-undocumented-immigrants-actually-pay-infographic/amp/

[flockof]

Reblogging for info.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

“Undocumented” just means “without papers,” i.e. a social security card, valid visa, etc. They’re still on databases and whatnot, they just don’t have the documentation that allows them to reap the benefits.

[kennedying]

so if it didn’t click- the government is aware of their presence and gladly taking their money under the table while simultaneously promoting the idea that undocumented people are a threat and encouraging hatred and distrust of them
it’s super messed up, literally the scheme of an evil villain, and it’s really happening

[infamous-legacy]

🗣 undocumented immigrants in Los Angeles contribute more to the GDP than the state of Montana and like 5 other states

[seshrat]

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

[seshrat]

this is absolutely what they’ve done

[uristmcdorf]

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

[seshrat]

thank you for your sacrifice

crop circles

[thebootydiaries]

everybody: aliens

nobody: corn is sentient

[scotchtapeofficial]

the corn just did that

[darkmelaningirls]

@ tonybakercomedy YO GUYS turn the volume up and watch this till the end. Thank me later LMFAOOO 😂🤣

[roqweiler1911]

I’m screaming 😂😂😂

[mochadeelight]

THIS!!!

[porvidax]

Yo this made my day 😂😂

[alwaystrill]

this commentary!

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Me when I finally learned to let love in